illidiot
illidiot by GingerJewRatHallMonitor May 2, 2009
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Illidiot
An illiterate idiot.
Person 1: Hey can you read this Harry Potter book for me?
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.
Person 2: You're an illidiot. That's literally a Pokemon book.
Illidiot by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021
Iflidiot
Some idiot who is so self-obsessed and believes they know everything. It is basically the ‘fake omniscient idiot’ but when you use this word they won’t understand because they assume they know what you intended to say.
Iflidiot by ItsMeYourRoaster June 27, 2021
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