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Millibitch 

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011
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Law expert version of megabyte (MB)
Um I received at 10: 33 AM in Email from Detective Martin Howard with one video file attached. It was a four millibyte video. - Jessa Goetz, Rittenhouse Defence Attorney
millibyte by 4wheelsnowhores November 18, 2021

Milliwit 

Mil - li- wit (n.)

1. An individual not entirely lacking in wit, but certainly well below average

2. On the metric scale, an individual with 1/1000th of a wit. In other words, not a great deal.
Actually, it was 'grape-brained milliwit', but apology accepted.
Milliwit by jodimest June 9, 2011

Milliliters 

A Milliliter (ML) is among the smallest metric volume measurements. It's equal to 0.033814 fluid ounces in the imperial system (US Customary). The main use is for experiments, at least in the United States, Myanmar and Liberia.
The amount of medicine I'm supposed to take a day is about 15 milliliters.
Milliliters by R from Alphabet Lore November 30, 2022
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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