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security nebbish

The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.
"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
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hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)
"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."
by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
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storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
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GONC

Acronym for Generation Of No Consequences. The Millennial Generation (1980 -2001) has been split into two sections. Those born from 1980 - 1990 are more or less socially adapted and are called Millennial One (M-1). Those born from 1991 on though (M-2) are the culmination of no consequence parenting. Instead of dealing with their anger in a constructive manner, their choice of expression is to wreak havoc on society via mass shootings or the equivalent. There are many who say that punishing a child is wrong but making a child aware that there are consequences for actions serves as a learning tool for their moral compass. M-2 is out of control; will worse be coming?
Person1: He just drove that car on the sidewalk and killed six people and he is laughing!
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
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Amphead

(Usually) a younger individual that will down excessive amounts of energy drinks while working. The unrealistic speed resulting from such an action is disruptive, skews time allotted values on a production line and makes hard working and productive people look bad to the boss.
Person 1: Man. that guy looks like he is flying!
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
by CryHavoc August 21, 2019
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Millidiot

A rather unbelievable generation sandwiched between Generation X and the Space Generation. Their lack of base level knowledge is cringeworthy and their ignorance is vast and thundering.
Socialism is cool! Russia is our friend! Saudi Arabia is our ally!

Only a Millidiot would say such things
by CryHavoc December 9, 2019
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FataHamas

The Palestinians claim that there are two major geopolitical parties in existence: Fatah and Hamas. This has been the case for decades and here is how it usually rolls. One faction (Usually Hamas) pulls off an Omnicide attack or the equivalent. It of course makes the news and those responsible also get needed publicity (to retain their perceived relevance). A few days after the aforementioned attack, Fatah shows up with the "We are moderate Muslims" shtick. They also have their hands out for monetary aid and promise 'peace' as long as concessions are made to appease those of Islam. This aid money only goes toward MORE terrorism versus doing any good.

There really isn't two sides to the aforementioned situation; Fatah and Hamas are one and the same. If they are referred to as FataHamas, Fatah can't pull any more moderate Muslim crap.
Fatah: "We are moderate Muslims! Make concessions toward the Islamic way of life and give us monetary aid!"

"You are FataHamas in reality. One and the same. :/ What aid we give you will fund more terrorism.
by CryHavoc December 27, 2023
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