CryHavoc's definitions
The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.
"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."
by CryHavoc July 17, 2019
Get the security nebbishmug. Tasteless Joke
In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
In the deep dark jungles of Africa, two white explorers have been captured. After the tribal chief confers with the elders, sentence is passed. The chief turns to the two captives.
"Your sentence is... Death or Roo Roo!" The chief turns s to the first captjve. "What do you choose?"
"I am not dying today; I choose RooRoo."
The chief yells out "Roo Roo!" Massive numbers of natives pour out and sodomize the first captive.
The chief now speaks to the other captive. "What do you choose?"
"The hell with Roo Roo; I choose death."
The chief yells out "Death!" but the natives aren't sated yet.
"Roo Roo!" "Death!" "Roo Roo!"...
The chief thinks for a moment... " Roo Roo to death!!!"
by CryHavoc October 30, 2025
Get the Roo Roomug. A blanket term that describes how Producers and/or Directors play fast and loose with character gender, phenomal variant or sexual orientation. Perhaps they think that appealing to everyone will gain them the audience of... everyone but it very quickly ceases to be amusing. In some cases it can even be disturbing.
They cast a black female as Ann Boleyn!
Decades before England knew black people existed? That is EthnoWashing.
Decades before England knew black people existed? That is EthnoWashing.
by CryHavoc February 5, 2021
Get the EthnoWashingmug. Acronym for Generation Of No Consequences. The Millennial Generation (1980 -2001) has been split into two sections. Those born from 1980 - 1990 are more or less socially adapted and are called Millennial One (M-1). Those born from 1991 on though (M-2) are the culmination of no consequence parenting. Instead of dealing with their anger in a constructive manner, their choice of expression is to wreak havoc on society via mass shootings or the equivalent. There are many who say that punishing a child is wrong but making a child aware that there are consequences for actions serves as a learning tool for their moral compass. M-2 is out of control; will worse be coming?
Person1: He just drove that car on the sidewalk and killed six people and he is laughing!
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
Person 2: They are probably M-2, the first wave of GONC's
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
Get the GONCmug. A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
Get the storage warredmug. (Usually) a younger individual that will down excessive amounts of energy drinks while working. The unrealistic speed resulting from such an action is disruptive, skews time allotted values on a production line and makes hard working and productive people look bad to the boss.
Person 1: Man. that guy looks like he is flying!
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
Person 2: (annoyed expression) That's our resident Amphead. A gallon of Red Bull will sure give you wings...
by CryHavoc August 21, 2019
Get the Ampheadmug. A single term that describes Producers & Directors (Usually Television, Movies of Music Videos) that play fast and loose with gender, phenomal strain or sexual orientation regarding humankind along with including at least three of the four base human strains (Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid) Perhaps it is thought that having broad representation will equal broad appeal. While some of this can be amusing or doesn't interfere with a story line, other instances of this can leave people shaking their heads (and in some cases can be dangerous).
Person 1: You see the latest version of The Stand? It is cool!
Person 2: The story line is still there but one gal with a German last name is now Hispanic, a white male character is now a Native American female and a second white male character is now black. So the minorities are going to be killed by the evil white people? This is politicized Inclusive Ethno-Washing designed to circumvent rational thought. (Dangerous).
Ann Boleyn is going to be black? England didn't even know blacks existed at that time. This is inane inclusive Ethno-Washing.
Fantastic Four reboot made the Storms step siblings. Needless to say, the Inclusive Ethno-Washing (A black Johnny Storm) didn't go over well.
Person 2: The story line is still there but one gal with a German last name is now Hispanic, a white male character is now a Native American female and a second white male character is now black. So the minorities are going to be killed by the evil white people? This is politicized Inclusive Ethno-Washing designed to circumvent rational thought. (Dangerous).
Ann Boleyn is going to be black? England didn't even know blacks existed at that time. This is inane inclusive Ethno-Washing.
Fantastic Four reboot made the Storms step siblings. Needless to say, the Inclusive Ethno-Washing (A black Johnny Storm) didn't go over well.
by CryHavoc February 4, 2021
Get the Inclusive Ethno-Washingmug.