millidick 

The size of Cam's dick

When he pulled down his pants it was the size of a millidick!

millidick by kike69420 June 17, 2018

Millidiot 

Unfavorable label given to someone belonging to the millennial genre who regularly acts like an idiot; is unmotivated, oblivious to reality, has feelings as fragile as a soap bubble, and has a very weak inclination to listen, learn, and evolve their life.

At 26, never had a job, and still living at home, Maverick thinks he should be able to score a six figure video game designing job...just because he has “mastered” Fortnite and every other video game. Keep thinking like a millidiot, kid. You’ll go far in life.

Fashion Designer:
I asked our new hire Tiffany to come down to my office today so we could discuss her performance over the last couple of months. I told her she wasn’t meeting performance expectations and needed to step up her work. She started crying. When I asked if she was okay, she said “I have never been told I was failing at anything before.” Then she asked me for a raise. Can you say MILLIDIOT!

Crew Boss:
I called Corden and told him he got the job, and that he starts with his new crew next Monday at 8 am. He didn’t sound too excited, so I asked if he had any questions?

Manager:
What’d he say?
Crew Boss:
He said 8 am was really early, he’s never had to get up that early before, and wanted to know if he could come in at noon. When I told him no, he needed to be there at 8 to start work with his crew, he said he wasn’t sure if the job was the right fit for him.
Manager:
You’ve got to be shitting me! What a millidiot!

Just out of college and the smartest kid in her class; Jordan is acting exactly polar opposite of a genius...she’s such a millidiot!

Millidiot by GR8Scot November 18, 2018

Millifuck 

1/1000 of a fuck

as in "Not only do I not give a fuck about that, I don't even give a millifuck about it."

Millifuck by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010

millifuckinliter

A unit of measurement for chilled red wine served by douchebags

That lame ass bitch only gave me 5 millifuckinliters of chilled red wine in that pour!

millifuckinliter by Lucy V January 9, 2019

Milkdick 

A type of nude very trendy in Europe which consists of sending a video of milk being pourred on a dick on a visually pleasing way.

Dude, Michael went to his kitchen, took a bottle of milk, headed to his bathroom and then sent me a milkdick. After that, I sent him nudes.

Milkdick by Little Poopalolly May 4, 2018

milkdick 

When a penis is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. This may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. Abbreviated as M.D.

Tim Hurley, M.D., has wicked milkdick from when he went to the farm the other day.

milkdick by The room mate June 9, 2011

minidick 

A mini size dick for smaller people

I do not have a minidick

minidick by KU4EVER February 5, 2007