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Millidiot
Unfavorable label given to someone belonging to the millennial genre who regularly acts like an idiot; is unmotivated, oblivious to reality, has feelings as fragile as a soap bubble, and has a very weak inclination to listen, learn, and evolve their life.
At 26, never had a job, and still living at home, Maverick thinks he should be able to score a six figure video game designing job...just because he has “mastered” Fortnite and every other video game. Keep thinking like a millidiot, kid. You’ll go far in life.
Fashion Designer:
I asked our new hire Tiffany to come down to my office today so we could discuss her performance over the last couple of months. I told her she wasn’t meeting performance expectations and needed to step up her work. She started crying. When I asked if she was okay, she said “I have never been told I was failing at anything before.” Then she asked me for a raise. Can you say MILLIDIOT!
Crew Boss:
I called Corden and told him he got the job, and that he starts with his new crew next Monday at 8 am. He didn’t sound too excited, so I asked if he had any questions?
Manager:
What’d he say?
Crew Boss:
He said 8 am was really early, he’s never had to get up that early before, and wanted to know if he could come in at noon. When I told him no, he needed to be there at 8 to start work with his crew, he said he wasn’t sure if the job was the right fit for him.
Manager:
You’ve got to be shitting me! What a millidiot!
Just out of college and the smartest kid in her class; Jordan is acting exactly polar opposite of a genius...she’s such a millidiot!
Fashion Designer:
I asked our new hire Tiffany to come down to my office today so we could discuss her performance over the last couple of months. I told her she wasn’t meeting performance expectations and needed to step up her work. She started crying. When I asked if she was okay, she said “I have never been told I was failing at anything before.” Then she asked me for a raise. Can you say MILLIDIOT!
Crew Boss:
I called Corden and told him he got the job, and that he starts with his new crew next Monday at 8 am. He didn’t sound too excited, so I asked if he had any questions?
Manager:
What’d he say?
Crew Boss:
He said 8 am was really early, he’s never had to get up that early before, and wanted to know if he could come in at noon. When I told him no, he needed to be there at 8 to start work with his crew, he said he wasn’t sure if the job was the right fit for him.
Manager:
You’ve got to be shitting me! What a millidiot!
Just out of college and the smartest kid in her class; Jordan is acting exactly polar opposite of a genius...she’s such a millidiot!
Related Words
millidick • Millilick • Milliwicky • Mill-dicker • Millidiot • minidick • Dillidicking • Lillidick • miledick • Millifuck
Millifuck
Millifuck by Flying-Fucker February 5, 2010
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millifuckinliter by Lucy V January 9, 2019
Milkdick
A type of nude very trendy in Europe which consists of sending a video of milk being pourred on a dick on a visually pleasing way.
Dude, Michael went to his kitchen, took a bottle of milk, headed to his bathroom and then sent me a milkdick. After that, I sent him nudes.
Milkdick by Little Poopalolly May 4, 2018
milkdick
When a penis is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. This may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. Abbreviated as M.D.
milkdick by The room mate June 9, 2011
minidick
I do not have a minidick
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