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Milktoast 

1 - The absolute, unwilling and unfailing behavior to never pick a side on any issue, up to, and including, purposefully defending people, places, things and concepts from criticism from friends, colleagues, family, strangers and that one guy, even if said criticism is 100% warranted and valid.

2 - Cowardice couched as thoughtful politeness.

3 - Bland to the point of being sickly.

See also Travis Beagell
"I'm sorry is Trav saying he is not milktoast? I'm glad I'm not so self deluded."
Milktoast by imabastardman April 21, 2021

MilkBrush 

When a man cums on a girls chest, then uses his penis to paint a picture on her tits. Thus creating a brush, using "milk" as paint.
"Yo bro, i fucking gave that kyfe a Milkbrush last night"
MilkBrush by MilkBrush January 26, 2015

Milktoast 

A person with a very milky appearance.
“Holy that guys white”
“He probably sweats cows milk he’s such a milktoast”
Milktoast by Gferda July 6, 2023

casper milktoast 

A wimp of a man, who won't stand up to his wife.
She is so controlling, but thank God, she is married to a Casper Milktoast, who only says , "Yes, Dear. Anything you say, Dear."
casper milktoast by Jibbie July 10, 2003

Harvey Milktoast 

A man who is so mild mannered and so pathetically clueless about it that he gives you the heebie- jeebies.
Ya, that guy's a odd one. He's such a Harvey Milktoast that I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see him.
Harvey Milktoast by QuantumX22 August 27, 2015

milktache 

A milktache/delightfully white is the white line you get above your lip (around the philtrum area) after having imbibed milk.
A milktache does not always occur if careful, but may be inconspicuous to the person with it until someone points it out quite amusedly.
Magnus, a well-educated man with an aquiline nose and cleft chin, walked into the room of academics to have Isla point out his delightfully white milktache.
milktache by Rebecca Rocker January 3, 2008