milktache

A milktache/delightfully white is the white line you get above your lip (around the philtrum area) after having imbibed milk.
A milktache does not always occur if careful, but may be inconspicuous to the person with it until someone points it out quite amusedly.

Magnus, a well-educated man with an aquiline nose and cleft chin, walked into the room of academics to have Isla point out his delightfully white milktache.

by Rebecca Rocker January 3, 2008

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

milktate

another way of saying lactate. This being...having milk coming out of a woman's breasts.

Dude, you can't have this baby, your breasts are going to, like, milktate.

by little_one January 12, 2008

milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"

by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

mulstache

When a mullet meets with a mustache continuously to form a particularly unappealing fashion statement. It is also sometimes accompanied by a beard.

Girl 1 "Dude, did you see Jeremy?"
Girl 2 "No... why?"
Girl 1 "He went and grew a mulstache."
Girl 2 "NOOOO!!!! That horrible hair invasion of the face?"
Girl 1 "That's what I'm sayin."

by DiscoxKate June 26, 2007