Microfart 

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

Microfart by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

microflirting by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

Microflirting by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

Microhard 

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

Microhard by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

microdate by songtree July 26, 2017