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An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.
And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
by Smith & Feldman January 30, 2011
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When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole
After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..
by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018
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