Metteo 

A funny, intelligent, funny, dirty minded person. Anyone who is lucky enough to meet a Metteo will have their lives changed forever. Metteos are usually brown eyed. They are definitely dirty. Said to be good in bed. And I your not careful you can break the heart of a Metteo.

Omg that's Metteo he's so funny

Metteo by loveswag85 March 31, 2015

Sweet Meteor Of Death 

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.

Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.

Sweet Meteor Of Death by stitchintime March 14, 2012

Meteorleft 

A meteorite that moves left

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!

Meteorleft by Werrywit May 29, 2022

Oh Shit...Meteors 

A phenomenon which typifies Murphy's law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.

An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.

1) While driving to a friend's wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.

2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.

3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors

Oh Shit...Meteors by digital.nines February 24, 2006

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

meteography 

The art and science of capturing weather phenomena with a camera.

Look outside you people! There is always a storm or a weather scene somewhere in the world so great you can't afford to miss. Have a camera and give a meteography shot to everyone else who isn't lucky enough to be in your place! Send them to meteographer for publication!

meteography by meteographer June 19, 2017

meteora 

a very famous rock in Greece which holds many monasteries and also Linkin Park's second album.

Isn't it great how the name relates to the style of music on the album? It's ingenious!!

meteora by The Exorcist March 19, 2005