Metten 

(einen) Metten
Umgangssprachlich = (einen) Kiffen

A:“Lass einen Metten“
B:“Gute Idee“

Metten by HintenLinks September 30, 2020

Metten 

This is the past tense of the past tense of met

Jack have you metten any girls over the vacation

Metten by ~0~ May 26, 2018

Metten 

incompetent, useless

A: Did she do anything for the group project?
B: Nothing at all. She's a total Metten.

Metten by il5 October 25, 2023

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020