metter

man sweater = metter

someone with a hairy chest and back so much that it looks like a sweater

Josh used all my conditioner to tame his metter.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

Metter

1.The crappiest place on earth.

2. An actual hell hole.

Girl 1: "Wanna go to Metter tonight?"
Girl 2: "Why? There's nothing to do in that crap hole."

by ducklover001 March 27, 2011

Metter

A girl who is entirely lacking in both the chest and the ass.

Dude, the girl I met last night was SUCH a metter.

by Lusterx April 22, 2010

Metters

An endeerment for a fabulous french teacher who's a tad mental.
Also written MetterZ; which is then pronounced, metters to the Z.

" - Do we like it? We love it!
- Oh we love a bit of Metters/MetterZ"

by metters4eva July 1, 2008

metters

Someone who is annoying or just intolerable

"Oh my god Devin is such a metters"

by vestiary egg December 6, 2022

Metter

A creepy white guy that puts mayo on everything

Bobby Orr is a metter

by HannahPeterson26 May 14, 2022