Metropath

A psycopath who cares about his appearance and lives in a Metropolitan area.

The character 'Deeping'
from the novel 'Metropath' on www.authonomy.com

by Oddwards March 25, 2009

metropark

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.

Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008

metrobasher

a metrobasher is an individual who is unfriendly and/or commits harmful acts to group of metrosexuals or an individualmetrosexual due to prejudice and/or ignorance.

Friend 1: Look at that guy, what a fag.

Friend 2: No, that's what you call a metrosexual, don't be a metrobasher.

by J Stanky August 5, 2008

retropathy

A pathological yearning to go back in time.

He had squandered his youth and was now beset by retropathy, needing to do it again and do it better. He would quit his job, find his first car and buy it back, find his old girlfriend and they'd hit the road. He'd wake up one morning and be twenty again. He was sure of it.

by Monkey's Dad October 30, 2021

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.

- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.

by nraw_ March 11, 2021