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Metalbating 

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.
Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.
Metalbating by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Motorbating 

The act of masturbating while in a car.
Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.
Motorbating by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008

metroboating 

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.
Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.
metroboating by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.
He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.
Maestrobating by xtian December 2, 2005