Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Motorbating

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008

metroboating

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.

Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.

by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

by Brint October 29, 2005

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

by xtian December 2, 2005