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Mergeopath 

Combines Merge with Sociopath. Defines a driver (usually male, usually talking on a Bluetooth device, usually driving a luxury sports sedan), who passes up an entire line of vehicles at an offramp before cutting/forcing their way into the line at the last possible moment before the exit.

Mergeopath's are self-absorbed, obviously far too important to wait in line like the rest of the common commuters, and cause an immediate rise in the blood pressure level of all those who are aware of their assholish conduct.
(wife on cell phone talking to her husband)

"Yeah, honey, I should be home in about twenty min...OH CRAP (sound of brakes and a purse flying off the passenger's seat to the floor)! I JUST GOT CUT OFF BY SOME DAMNED MERGEOPATH!"
Mergeopath by Russell H May 22, 2007
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Metropath 

A psycopath who cares about his appearance and lives in a Metropolitan area.
The character 'Deeping'
from the novel 'Metropath' on www.authonomy.com
Metropath by Oddwards March 25, 2009

memepathy 

When two or more persons think of the same meme in reaction to the same situation.
A: reminds of that story how European rail width is defined by the width of the horse's ass. Romans built roads all over the Europe for horses... and so...
B: That's funny you mention that. I was thinking of the same thing
A: memepathy!
memepathy by stepan sraka January 18, 2024

Mememathon 

When in a group chat i.e FB Messenger or a Facebook book comments section in which memes are consistently sent in quick sessions for a long period of time.
Dom: Dude how funny was last night in the group chat with all the funny pics.
Tony: It was a Mememathon and a half

memeathon 

an annual holiday/competition to see who can post the dopest memes.
are you going to participate in the memeathon.
memeathon by ityttv October 15, 2019