An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no
one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling
water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.
If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your
co-workers who are also in on the game. If you
fail, you are probably fired.