An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling
water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.
If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing
people are supping on your jizz, and the
respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.
Jones: Why are you clearing your
desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your
coffee poindexter.