metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.

Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

metropark by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008

metropark 

an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."

I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!

metropark by corii January 31, 2008

Metropark 

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

Metropark by MMDG July 22, 2010

metrodork 

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.

Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.

metrodork by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head June 16, 2008

Metrotard 

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

Metrotard by oz April 9, 2005

metrohawk 

A hairdo commonly worn in white suburbia, Short in the back longer in the front combed up and together. Made popular by soccer legend David B., golf enthusist Arnold P., and Steve "The Marine" C.

Did you see the new guys hair, ya it was a metrohawk.

metrohawk by doverst April 1, 2007

metrocard 

A pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the MTA in major cities. (NY)

I need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.

metrocard by Jooooooooe August 7, 2006