Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
by beerdrinker247 April 07, 2023
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D.E.I.

The process of elevating incompetent personal to positions they have no business working to make whiny liberals feel good about themselves.
VP Harris is a D.E.I. hire for her vagina and blackness and not for the content of her character or ability to perform the job.
by beerdrinker247 July 17, 2024
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Metrobater

Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating
When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.
by beerdrinker247 April 08, 2023
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