Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

Motorbating by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013

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Motorbating: is the act of a guy motor boating a girl's tities while masterbating at the same time.

Damn I was motorbating that hoe last night!!!!

Motorbating by Trip T March 10, 2009

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Motorboating your penis until you ejaculate on a woman's breasts.

Did you see that video of the president motorbating Oprah?

Motorbating by GBID December 10, 2011

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When a woman loves a man enough to drop to her knees and motorboat her significant others testi. This always ends with an ejaculation somewhat similar in scale to a prostate orgasm, only not homosexual.

Tyrone: yo, mang dat bitch motorbating me all good, i was like daaaaayum.

Jamal: Shiiiit Maaayn

Motorbating by chadwardenlikesdick April 12, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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