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Menstruating 

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.
- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.
Menstruating by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

Metrobating 

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Ass end of a menstruating skunk 

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.
He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.
Maestrobating by xtian December 2, 2005

menstrubating 

The act of when a female masterbates on her menstrual cycle.
She like menstrubating every month.

Sam Menstruating 

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie
Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating