menstrobating

when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.

when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.

i was menstrobating in the shower cause im on the rag.

by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011

Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

by MeMeMei December 15, 2008

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

by xtian December 2, 2005

menstrubating

The act of when a female masterbates on her menstrual cycle.

She like menstrubating every month.

by Austinisanigger July 11, 2017

Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021