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metroboating 

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.
Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.
metroboating by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017
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motorboating 

It means the activity of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and rocking turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a motorboat.
"Put your head between her tits and go bbl bbl bbl bbl bbl..."
"I heard Jimmy was motorboating Bella at school
she said it tickled"
motorboating by corgilover18 November 13, 2018

Ass Motorboating 

Verb. The act of violently shaking your face in between the cheeks of an amazing ass.
While I was coming out of that pool, I couldn't help but ass motorboating that big ass booty!
Ass Motorboating by Fat Ghandi January 2, 2012

Motorboating 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Sherry was wearing a low-cut top and Mike approached her and started motorboating in her cleavage.
Motorboating by BMan01 November 27, 2005

Metrobating 

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

anal motorboating 

Placing your mouth in between the butt cheeks and viciously and aggressively shaking your head back and forth while making the sounds of an out board motor (comparable to motorboating tits).
He made loud vibrating noises while anal motorboating me.
anal motorboating by JGutt February 27, 2015

birthday motorboating 

A practice of shaking your mouth back and forth over the lucky birthday girl's (or boy's) breasts, an equivalent amount of times to their age.
Darn, it took forever to finish Barb' birthday motorboating because she is now 88 years old. My lips are numb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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