Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

Maestrobating by xtian December 2, 2005

Metrobating 

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Mastrubating 

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

Mastrubating by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

maestrobation 

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.

"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.

maestrobation by scodder June 21, 2010

menstrobating 

when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.

when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.

i was menstrobating in the shower cause im on the rag.

menstrobating by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011

Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.

Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.

Mastribating by J_H_N April 23, 2009

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

scottish mastrubating by idgafosoae December 11, 2016