Maestrobating
Maestrobating by xtian December 2, 2005
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Metrobating
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023
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Mastrubating by fuckingadults September 23, 2021
maestrobation
Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.
maestrobation by scodder June 21, 2010
menstrobating
when one usually female masterbaits while having they period.
when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.
when one who is with some who has they period does for that week.
menstrobating by Guiseppi727 February 20, 2011
Mastribating
A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.
Mastribating by J_H_N April 23, 2009
scottish mastrubating
scottish mastrubating by idgafosoae December 11, 2016
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