Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

metadating

Dating in the metaverse.

I met a lovely guy in a metabar last week & after a few romantic metadates we're now officially metadating.

by futurewords January 6, 2022

metadating

Talking about dating while on a date

I was on a date with Joe and he started talking about dating and all the crazy girls he's met on OkCupid and Tinder. I hate metadating!

by OkJ April 27, 2014

metadating

The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.

Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!

by Imran Ali March 8, 2004

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

by Brint October 29, 2005

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Mentalbating

The act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a sexy advertisement or an attractive woman.

Alex: dude, I saw that guy looking at the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
Kyle: Yeah, he was totally mentalbating

by KSTORMY April 5, 2010