Yards 

Logform for "ya" - the result of autocorrect malfunctions in Windows Mobile - also, Thanksgiving is the same sort of a word - takes a simple saying and makes it complex, thus funny.

Yards, i really liked that movie

Yards by Graham Fairbank January 8, 2008

Yards 

Short form of a name for the game billiards, also known as pool. Yards is much easier to say than billiards, and people often get confused to whether the activity is the game pool or going swimming in a pool.
bill-i-yards

"Yo Eric, what do you wanna do?"
"Play YARDS!!"

Yards by poppergirl November 4, 2013

yards 

1. really far away, or a long way to walk
2.very hard

boy:where the f*** are you?
girl:aat the pub
Boy: aww thats yards!

yards by Helyn April 2, 2005

Yards of it 

The amount of dick she wants

How much Dick has your mom had?
Yards of it.

Yards of it by PVT Wolf August 21, 2023

hard yards 

Difficult, irksome, tedious, boring and unglamorous work or effort needed to achieve success in a business venture, sport or study.

Used in speech as "doing the hard yards" or "putting in the hard yards".

Originated in Australia - New Zealand either in farming or rugby. To create a profitable farm it is necessary to "put in the hard yards" by clearing the land etc. In rugby, to score a try it is necessary for other team members "do the hard yards" by bringing the ball up the field against the opposition's best and brutal efforts so as to create a scoring opportunity

If you want to get fit, lose weight and have a chance to be picked for the team, you need to put in the hard yards down at the gym and at training.

hard yards by The Watcher On The Wall November 29, 2011

Whole nine yards 

Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." Has nothing to do with football. In fact, the phrase comes from the fact that fighter planes are equipped with belt-fed machine guns. When the belts are laid out before loading, they measure nine yards in length. If a pilot were to empty his plane's guns into a target, he'd be giving it the "whole nine yards."

I bought the TV, the home theater system... The whole nine yards.

Whole nine yards by Angel Panties December 16, 2003

garbage yards 

In football yards that come in junk time when a team is losing by a lot of points late in a game and has no chance to comeback. This is because the team that is winning plays prevent so anything short is wide open. These yards mean nothing to the game and just pad stats.

person 1:"Wow that quarterback had 400 yards passing what a day"

Person 2: " his team lost 48-24 those yards came in junk time when the game was all ready decided. They were garbage yards."

garbage yards by cghjsdbbhdccvbnjfdgnnnkm November 1, 2013