methignome 

A meth head that lives in other people's yards

Well check out Todd over there he's Mike's methignome!

methignome by scottielovesme July 17, 2015

Methronome 

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.

StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.

Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

metrognome by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

metrognome

one who is very gnome like, while not actually being a gnome. metrognomes often find themselves unexplainably drawn to pointy hats, vests, and moccasin type shoes. they make very little noise when they walk, tend to stand still in gardens, and thoroughly enjoy talking to animals.

"well of course he owns a flashy red vest, he's a metrognome."

metrognome by Sarah Howell October 1, 2007