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Melesbian 

A natural born man that is only attracted to natural born women weather she’s heterosexual, a fem, a stud, or bisexual. He has no attraction to men and only has a few men he may have as friends but most likely will be seen around women. Like Studio6ft6.
There are a set of people that don’t identify as men but they identify as melesbian like Studio6ft6
Melesbian by Studio.6ft6 September 14, 2022
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Telesbian 

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
Telesbian by comrade boco June 18, 2011

milesbian 

The act of being obsessed with Miley Cyrus, so much so that people think you are a lesbian. However, since you are not attracted to any other girl besides Miley, you are a milesbian. This word also applies to people who love Miley for the sole purpose of staring at her legs, and are completely turned off by her music and personality.
Holy shit, did you see Miley at the MMVA's this year... her legs were so hot they got me becoming a milesbian.
milesbian by FYTeaParty July 6, 2010
A man with feminine qualtiies who still likes women, or, to put it more crudely, a male lesbian.
Dang, that kid is such a mesbo. I hate how all the ladies hang on him.
mesbian by rtil July 13, 2005

molesbian 

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
molesbian by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

Hot Messbian 

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.
Hot Messbian by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019

celesbian 

(n.) a celebrity lesbian; a lesbian famous or popular within the LGBT community, including but not limited to actors, advocates, promoters, club owners, writers, etc.
Charlotte is such a celesbian!
celesbian by starlette April 4, 2006
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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