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celesbian 

quite simply this term is a contraction of "celebrity" and "lesbian". Of course that means that she's famous, even if only for the Warholian 15 minutes, or for much longer.
Ellen Degeneres is a notorious celesbian. She was the first to "come out" on TV. Thing about that is, the lovely Laura Dern should've been kissing me instead ; )

2. Other celesbians are Melissa Etheridge (she "came out" during Prez. Bill Clinton's inaugeration bashola), k d lang, Tracy Chapman, the Indigo Girls, Phranc, Amanda Bearce, Candace Gingrich, Dick Chaney's daughter (yes), Rosey O'Donnell and many more.
celesbian by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2010

Celesbian 

A celebrity who claims to be a lesbian temporarily as a publicity stunt.
Lindsay Lohan has a girlfriend now, but I think she's just a celesbian.

Remember when Anne Heche pretended to be gay? What a celesbian!

celesbian 

(adj.) It is the combination of the words, celebrity and lesbian. It's a word to describe that a person is one's celebrity (insert noun) and lesbian (insert noun). Typically used by females, since only they can technically be lesbians.
Kristen Wiig, who played Annie in the movie Bridesmaids is my celesbian crush.
celesbian by spazmeen July 1, 2011

celesbian 

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.
Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.
celesbian by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

Celesbian 

when sluts get famous for pretending to be gay
"Have you heard of that chick band?

What? Them? those chicks are just celesbians."
Celesbian by Super Special Awesome October 16, 2008

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.
So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.