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milesbian 

The act of being obsessed with Miley Cyrus, so much so that people think you are a lesbian. However, since you are not attracted to any other girl besides Miley, you are a milesbian. This word also applies to people who love Miley for the sole purpose of staring at her legs, and are completely turned off by her music and personality.
Holy shit, did you see Miley at the MMVA's this year... her legs were so hot they got me becoming a milesbian.
milesbian by FYTeaParty July 6, 2010
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Milesbian 

I jimin neon am a little milesbian right now
Milesbian by molestt April 7, 2019
A man with feminine qualtiies who still likes women, or, to put it more crudely, a male lesbian.
Dang, that kid is such a mesbo. I hate how all the ladies hang on him.
mesbian by rtil July 13, 2005

molesbian 

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
molesbian by JamesBeam December 30, 2009
a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian
a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
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Milfbian by bigWristshake September 4, 2010

Millesian 

Typically, of or relation to a moment when when one's actions make a situation incredibly awkward, to the point of self-injury, but unlikely causing any real or permanent damage. Often related to interactions with the opposite sex.

Origin unknown, but possibly from John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" and the harm principle, which Wikipedia explains as saying "The harm principle holds that each individual has the right to act as he wants, so long as these actions do not harm others. If the action is self-regarding, that is, if it only directly affects the person undertaking the action, then society has no right to intervene, even if it feels the actor is harming himself."
1. Then I told her we should make out, but didn't kiss her. We stood there staring into each other's eyes, reveling in the Millesian moment. Then she took the subway home, alone.

2. After a brief pause, he pushed a condom across the bar and said "this is my business card". The look of incredulity spread across her face as she realized the Millesian proportions of the social gaffe.

3. "But we don't speak French", she implored. Oblivious, the man continued his Millesian soliloquy in slurred French, fueled by an excess of liquid courage and deficit of common sense.
Millesian by Aspiring Commodore April 16, 2010

millsbian 

One who attends the all-women's school Mills College located in Oakland, California. The large lesbian populaton leads one who is straight, or does not narrowly define her sexuality to be stuck in the strange sexual-limbo... known as being a "millsbian"
Chick A: "Damn! She's hella fine!"
Chick B: "You've been at Mills too long. Millsbian."
millsbian by Millllz September 13, 2006