A lesbionic bearded potato hybrid man/woman, who also goes by the name ”McAlfeces”, whose penis works. Can often be found lurking in the shadows of the internet preying on unsuspecting yellow poncho wearing victims.
“Hey, have you seen what McAlesbian said recently?”
“No, what’s that?”
“McAlesbian apparently wants to touch the yellow poncho wearers butthole! Something about a slow dance reach around?”
The act of being obsessed with Miley Cyrus, so much so that people think you are a lesbian. However, since you are not attracted to any other girl besides Miley, you are a milesbian. This word also applies to people who love Miley for the sole purpose of staring at her legs, and are completely turned off by her music and personality.
Holy shit, did you see Miley at the MMVA's this year... her legs were so hot they got me becoming a milesbian.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.