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Tom Goes to the Mayor

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.
by rtil March 27, 2005
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12 oz mouse

A crudely drawn cartoon by the creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Matt Maiellaro. There is no feasible plot, but it follows a mouse's life which consists mainly of stealing things, drinking, blowing things up, and attempting to kill his boss.
Most people hate this show because they find the animation - children's drawings with 2-frame walk cycles - to be really cheap. But some forget that Maiellaro makes the entire show himself, and suffice to say he's not as much of an artist as he is a producer. And Adult Swim isn't much into defining new benchmarks of quality in the animation world either. 12 Oz Mouse has an awkward sense of humor and most will not appreciate it.

Shows up on the opening credits as Oz Mo
Man, 12 Oz Mouse is weird, but I like it.
by rtil August 14, 2005
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mesbian

A man with feminine qualtiies who still likes women, or, to put it more crudely, a male lesbian.
Dang, that kid is such a mesbo. I hate how all the ladies hang on him.
by rtil July 13, 2005
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ilshimimp

Acronym - I'm laugh-ing(-ed) so hard I messed in my pants.
Origin unknown, but most likely created within and due to the internet.

This acronym can be used in the past and present participle, unlike most that can refer to only one occasion.
Subject One: That is funny. Hahaha.
Subject Two: I concur.
Subject One: Oh dear.
Subject Two: What is the matter?
Subject One: ILSHIMIMP.
Subject Two: Oh dear. I shall fetch you some fresh undergarments.
by rtil November 23, 2004
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iPhone

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.
by rtil August 6, 2008
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asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
by rtil April 19, 2005
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eBaums World

The internet's largest garbage dump.

Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.

Comes complete with spyware.
Did you see the Numa Numa dance on eBaums?! OMG it's SO AWESOME!!! LOL!!!
by rtil March 27, 2005
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