Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

METANOIA

The journey of changing someones heart, mind and way of life.

-Is when you lose someone from your family members or a special person in your life.
-when you are forced to leave your country or your loved ones.

My life experience here in Spain is metanoia

METANOIA by M E T A N O I A April 17, 2019

melaniaesque 

An adjective used to describe either a comment made or an outfit worn by the woman who is now married to the Grabber in Chief.

My friend’s dismissive comments about her ex-husband who is also a sad and over-inflated windbag are nothing less than Melaniaesque!

melaniaesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020

Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)

Damn Melania looks hot today

Melania by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

melanocious by Empress05 October 12, 2022