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what snooki will get soon cuz she spends all day in a tanning booth to look like an oompa loompa.
these ppl should stop tanning all the time and get a life!

i know! they'll get melanoma like Snooki!
Melanoma by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010
Words you can keep
disease you can contract from using a tanning booth

fancy talk for 'sexified'
Chris: But dad, I heard if you use one of these things you can get something called 'melanoma'
Peter: Ah, dont worry about it, thats just fancy talk for sexified
melanoma by The Big Nasty November 13, 2004
Chris: But dad, I heard that if you use tanning beds, you could get something called "melanoma".
Peter: Aw, that's just fancy talk for "sexified".
melanoma by Gearbox September 4, 2005
A sour old person that festers in their misery, and slowly sucks others into their miserable vortex.
Visually very displeasing to the eye.
Highly susceptible to media propaganda and COVID-19.
You are putting Melanoma's at risk by not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask.
My god that woman is an unbearable melanoma, I cant make eye contact with it anymore its going to rot my soul.
Melanoma by DougyDOOOUG February 10, 2022

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.
Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

melanoma dreams 

The dreamscape reality consisting of an inescapable, horrific malignancy, certain death and the everything in between.
HO-LEE-SHIT bro! I woke up last nite sweating thru the sheets and scared as fuck because some nightmare doctor just old me I had an incurable, advanced cancer with only weeks to live.
Yeah. melanoma dreams pretty much suck.
melanoma dreams by YAWA May 4, 2021

Anorectal melanoma 

A melanoma in your ass that can kill you.
Anorectal melanoma by Gevman November 28, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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