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Melanesia

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009
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melanesia

Melanesia is by Malaysia.
by JOHNSON October 18, 2003
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Donald and Melania

A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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melaniaesque

An adjective used to describe either a comment made or an outfit worn by the woman who is now married to the Grabber in Chief.
My friend’s dismissive comments about her ex-husband who is also a sad and over-inflated windbag are nothing less than Melaniaesque!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020
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Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)
Damn Melania looks hot today
by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014
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Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.
Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.
by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023
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Melania Trump

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plagerizer

someone who copies other peoples work, and pretends it is their own
johnny looks over billy's shoulder and quickly scribbles down a few lines, then heads for the teachers table, and claims his star.

by karen May 13, 2003
I Melania Trumped that assignment. Luckily I had my older sister's copy.
by javajeff1 July 20, 2016
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