tabloid
A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.
tabloid by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006
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Tabloid
1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.
2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.
2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.
Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?
Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!
Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!
Tabloid by Kryotheory May 21, 2011
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tabloid
A worthless paper. Full of pointless stories about why Britney this and why Britney that. Tales about illegal immigrants. Boring celebrity stories that keep the vacuous-minded completely riveted! Anyone who takes these papers seriously isn't too smart ...
... the British love tabloids. They revel in the stories about illegal immigrants ... it gives them a "folk devil" to look down upon.
The effect: A large number of British people hate illegal immigrants. This has been partly fuelled by the tabloids' endless campaign against them, especially in the past few years.
"They should all be left on an Island" ... a typical tabloid reader, talking about illegal immigrants.
"Don't get me started on illegal immigrants" - a typical tabloid reader in Kent, UK
"Those Asians hang around in groups. The ones in Afganistan should be shot" ... young man reading tabloid in Canterbury, Kent, UK
"I think all application forms from Indians should be burnt" (puts on a fake indian accent after saying this) .... Human Resources woman in Maidstone, Kent, UK, working for a public sector company!! She'll get what's coming to her one day ....
Tabloid-loving racists are not uncommon in the UK ....
The effect: A large number of British people hate illegal immigrants. This has been partly fuelled by the tabloids' endless campaign against them, especially in the past few years.
"They should all be left on an Island" ... a typical tabloid reader, talking about illegal immigrants.
"Don't get me started on illegal immigrants" - a typical tabloid reader in Kent, UK
"Those Asians hang around in groups. The ones in Afganistan should be shot" ... young man reading tabloid in Canterbury, Kent, UK
"I think all application forms from Indians should be burnt" (puts on a fake indian accent after saying this) .... Human Resources woman in Maidstone, Kent, UK, working for a public sector company!! She'll get what's coming to her one day ....
Tabloid-loving racists are not uncommon in the UK ....
tabloid by The_Unvarnished_Truth June 1, 2006
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Tabloid Junkie
Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008
Tabloid Baby
1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.
2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.
3. The book about tabloid television.
2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.
3. The book about tabloid television.
Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012
tabloid tv
tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.
tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.
tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.
"anything on the tube tonight man?"
"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."
"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."
tabloid tv by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009
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