Megarexia 

When one is overcome with a desire to be exceptionally muscular. Often results in long disappearances to the gym, excessive protein intake, large grunting noises, lots of standing in front of the mirror.

A:Yo bro-bot, I am going to the gym.
B:Again! Yesterday you went for like 5 hours. Maybe you're megarexic.
A: Megarexia would be good for my biceps. ::flexes::

A:Where did you go?
B: I ate a steak... I gotta go look at how huge my muscles are getting, excuse me.
A: Dude, you have megarexia!

Megarexia by M*FRESH Jr. May 27, 2010

Megasexual 

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

Megasexual by thewhosa June 12, 2015

megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks

Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.

megaretardazoid by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007

Megaretard 

The ultimate retard that lacks any common sense whatsoever.

Holy shit he just ate out of the trash, he’s a fuckin Megaretard

Megaretard by JustAnotherEdgyRetard February 3, 2019

MegaRelease 

1) The most kickass release site for television and movies on the net.

2) The action of releasing an orgasm after many, many days without masturbation.

While downloading the latest Miley Cyrus DVD illegally, on the site MegaRelease, Mr. McGee became extremely horny so he grabbed his wife and mega-released all over her face.

MegaRelease by Not Katz March 29, 2010

megasexual 

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.

Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

megasexual by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009

Megasexual 

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.

Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!

Megasexual by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020