Megasexual

Megasexuals are characterized as people who lack emotional connection toward any person or persons unless they first form a strong sexual connection with someone. The opposite of a Demisexual.

I feel like we really get along well, but I can't commit to a relationship until we have sex. I'm a megasexual.

by thewhosa June 12, 2015

megasexual

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.

Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.

by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009

Megasexual

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.

Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!

by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

by melsexual October 10, 2014

Memesexual

When you are attracted to people who provide good memes/ can appreciate a good meme.

Is not to be confused with having an attraction towards a meme itself.

Inlove memer: he sent me an old dat Boi meme and I got a bit turned off but he made up for it with crying Michael Jordan.

Inlove memer's friend; woah that's like memesexual bro.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Mikasexual

Any person who is a fan of the British Pop Star Mika due to the fact that he is talented, sexy, and/or extremely awesome. Coined due to the fact that Mika will not discuss his sexuality. The idea is that one's sexuality shouldn't matter but that people should be liked due to what they do in their life.

I heard the song "Grace Kelly" the other day and I am officially a Mikasexual.

by Scott Nickley July 19, 2007

Megalosexual

Megalosexuals are people who will only develop feelings for someone if they'll be able to have power over them and be able to control them and their assets. Kind of like a gold digger but more messed up.

Person 1:''Steve just sent me a message saying how much he loves me''

''Don't go out with him, he's a Megalosexual.''

by Todderina May 14, 2020