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Megaretard

Holy shit he just ate out of the trash, he’s a fuckin Megaretard
by JustAnotherEdgyRetard February 3, 2019
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Megatarded

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.
Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.
by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007
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mongaretardaloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.
by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011
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megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks
Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.
by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007
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metharetarded

(n)

Pronunciation: metha-retarddded

Any person who has been up for more than 9 days, taking the rake out at 3am to make sure the roof is flooring properly.

Hereby also known as, an individual fighting with shadow people in the middle of a church parking lot on a Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning.

Once again a human being seen at Walmart in the early morning on the blood pressure monitor for about an hour.

These people should be observed carefully because they will break into your s*** fast. They're also known to leave very quickly so chasing them isn't an option unless you have a firearm.

These people will also be an excellent resource for scrap metal and stolen items, jewelry would be an excellent idea right now here in 2021.

(No offense meant to anyone with disabilities)
(Just observing the community around me)
Any person on that is raking the yard at 3:00 a.m. with a toothpick is clearly metharetarded.
by Her Kitten December 8, 2021
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megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005
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megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"
by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006
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