medidate

when on your first date you exchange lists of the medication you take, prescribed and self-prescribed

"Because i was diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1992 I take drug a, b and c. Also for my manic depression i've been getting drug d and e."
"Five-ball-juggling eh? Must be tough though both physically and mentally. Do you have a good support system?"
"Yes and no"
"I see. Well, i know drug d. Micro-dosing here. No suicidal tendencies yet so..."
"Goody for you. What about drug abuse, hypersexuality, stuff like that?"
"Hey, im beginning to enjoy our cozy little medidate!"
"Fuck off, you fucking fuck of a fuck! Excuse me, i need the bathroom"

by Krkič May 27, 2020

Medidate

To medidate is to take prescription or street drugs before going out on a date. One may take something like Xanax or Valium to calm their nerves before a first date, take something along the lines of ecstasy to have a more amorous date or possibly take some psychedelics to make their date more interesting! There are several other types of drugs that can be used to enhance the dating experience. It's really up to each individual as to what they wanna try! There are also the creepy guys that try to slip a roofie in a girl's drink so he could get what he wants, but that is involuntary medidating!

Tammy: I am so nervous about meeting my blind date! What if he doesn't like me. What if I don't like him. What if I do something stupid.
Amy: You are driving me nuts with all of this worrying! You need to medidate so here, take one of my Xanax!

Tammy: Thanks, I needed that! Now I can chill and look forward to this evening! If all goes well, my next medidate will be on X!

by Tamelia September 4, 2011

Self-Medicate

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol

Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka

by Chris24O April 8, 2010

Medicated

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.

After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.

by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016

self medicate

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).

I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.

by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

Medicated Drone

A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).

Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.

John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.

Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.

by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012