Almighty_AL's definitions

dumbsizing

Unreasonable downsizing that may achieve the payroll reduction objectives but cripples or destroys the organization in the process by losing critical knowledge and skills. businessdictionary.com

Although the place I worked had more projects then people, I was affected through their dumbsizing.

by Almighty_AL February 18, 2009

white tail

A term used to describe a female who has her white thong very visible. Term taken from a white tail deer.

Whoa, check out that white tail over there.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

black tail

A term used to describe a female who has her black thong very visible. Term taken from a black tail deer.

Whoa, checkout that black tail over there.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

easy money

A term used for a person who has a very easy job who usually doesn't have to work hard. In most cases, the person also makes good money at doing very little.

Janitor: Hey, Easy Money. How are you tonight?
Engineer: Just slavin' for Da Man. How are you?
Janitor: Another day in paradise.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

porter

A name given to the janitor. Porter Industries is the janitorial service in this area.

The porters will clean that up. Don't worry about it.

by Almighty_AL May 14, 2006

wet black

The blacks of New Orleans from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina who looted non-essential items. ie. TVs, stereos, etc.

Look at that wet black on TV. stealing all that bling bling.

by Almighty_AL November 2, 2005

self medicate

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).

I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.

by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005