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A term used for a person who has a very easy job who usually doesn't have to work hard. In most cases, the person also makes good money at doing very little.
Janitor: Hey, Easy Money. How are you tonight?
Engineer: Just slavin' for Da Man. How are you?
Janitor: Another day in paradise.

by Almighty_AL May 04, 2006

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The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).
I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.
by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005

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When you dookie in a sock and proceed to beat someone with it.
In the military when someone screwed up they hold a blanket party. In that case they put a bar of soap in a sock and repeatedly beat the person with it while holding them down in the bunk with their blanket. This is the same but instead of using a bar of soap, you use dookie/poop.
by Almighty_AL March 29, 2004

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A term used to describe a female who has her white thong very visible. Term taken from a white tail deer.
Whoa, check out that white tail over there.
by Almighty_AL May 04, 2006

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A term used to describe a female who has her black thong very visible. Term taken from a black tail deer.
Whoa, checkout that black tail over there.
by Almighty_AL May 04, 2006

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The blacks of New Orleans from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina who looted non-essential items. ie. TVs, stereos, etc.
Look at that wet black on TV. stealing all that bling bling.
by Almighty_AL October 25, 2005

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Unreasonable downsizing that may achieve the payroll reduction objectives but cripples or destroys the organization in the process by losing critical knowledge and skills. businessdictionary.com

Although the place I worked had more projects then people, I was affected through their dumbsizing.
by Almighty_AL February 18, 2009

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