Meatsalad

An absolute idiot or retard or another term for a penis

My substitute teacher told us to do the wrong thing and the whole class got F’s, he’s such a meatsalad

by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

Meat Salad

someone whom is of no use to anyone.

you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Meatscapade

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority

A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.

by philasaurus December 20, 2012