someone whom is of no use to anyone.
you son are about as useful as a meat salad to a vegetarian.
by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
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When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.
I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.
by The Painsley May 28, 2010
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A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.
"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."
by Luchiapet September 01, 2014
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A woman's vagina; particularly the labia.
He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.
by G Grass March 15, 2009
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A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.

It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.

I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
by Wilton_Kid March 03, 2009
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Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.
We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.
by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020
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--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...
~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...
by 1:30 a.m. foods July 10, 2008
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