meatslap 

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

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meatslap by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

meat slap 

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

meat slap by asdf December 12, 2002

meatflaps 

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

meatflaps by Jack August 9, 2003

Lunch Meat Slap 

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

Lunch Meat Slap by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018