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A double high-five is given between two individuals, and each person shouts "meatslam!" as the double high-five is given.

Dude did you just see those guys meatslam?

meatslam by the bunkle May 10, 2010

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Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

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meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

meatslap by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

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meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

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Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

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MeatSlanger

A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so

Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.

MeatSlanger by Leventay July 5, 2010

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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