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Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.
Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

meatslap 

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.
Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.
meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Calamari Meatslap 

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.
Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...
Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

MeatSlanger 

A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so
Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.
MeatSlanger by Leventay July 5, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026