meatslam

A double high-five is given between two individuals, and each person shouts "meatslam!" as the double high-five is given.

Dude did you just see those guys meatslam?

by the bunkle May 10, 2010

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

meatslap

Greatest rapper on soundcloud.

Meatslap is up next.

by big15OOOOAOoaAOoaoaooOAOaoAOAO August 5, 2018

meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

MeatSlanger

A man who has sex with lots of women and stays single while doing so

Tiger Woods would be a MeatSlanger if he wasn't married.

by Leventay July 5, 2010