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Meatiterranean

This word describes a Mediterranean person who relies on meat as the mean component of every meal defying the popular norm of the vegetable-rich Mediterranean diet.
The Maeatiterranean is a person who is always hungry, prefers to use no utensils when eating larger pieces of meat, and could occasionally show off their round healthy belly!
This term is also used as a comeback when a white supremacist claims they are vegetarian to save the world's resources!
-Hey, I am inviting X to our party but just a heads up, he is vegetarian!

-oh yeah?sure he is a great dude...but does he know we are Meatiterranean? The last thing i want is someone to make a scene!
by bhaddad March 6, 2023
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mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.
He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.
by milano88 January 27, 2009
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Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy
Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!
by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010
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Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020
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Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
by KSLeo June 7, 2020
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Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.
Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.
by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011
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mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.
Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.
by Razor Train March 10, 2009
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