What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"
The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.
When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow