Meatgrazer

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.

SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.

by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meatgazer

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

meatgazer

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

by Skinwhip March 17, 2005

Meatcraker

A woman that boasts about men she has slept with.

Mandy: " Yesterday I had a god inside me, he was huge!"

Sam: "Mandy you are such a meatcraker! Settle down!"

by My mighty man January 12, 2017