meatgazer 

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

meatgazer by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgazer 

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

Meatgazer by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatgazer 

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

meatgazer by Skinwhip March 17, 2005

meat gazer 

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

meat gazer by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

Meat Gazer 

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.

Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.

Meat Gazer by Dervienerslider November 3, 2009

Meat Gazer 

A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.

Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.

Meat Gazer by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008

Meat Gazer 

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

Meat Gazer by Retro February 17, 2003