meatgayzer

Anyone named Stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic

Guy: I was at this bar and I meet this guy and he was a Meatgayzer.

Lesbian Coworker: Oh, I think that's my boss, typical Stephen, also known as Meatgayzer

by Boningdirties54 January 6, 2017

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meatgrazer

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.

SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.

by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Meatgazer

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

meatgazer

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

by Skinwhip March 17, 2005