meatgayzer 

Anyone named Stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic

Guy: I was at this bar and I meet this guy and he was a Meatgayzer.

Lesbian Coworker: Oh, I think that's my boss, typical Stephen, also known as Meatgayzer

meatgayzer by Boningdirties54 January 6, 2017

meatgazer 

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

meatgazer by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgaze 

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

Meatgaze by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meatgrazer 

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.

SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.

Meatgrazer by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Meatgazer 

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

Meatgazer by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatglazer 

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

meatglazer by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

meatgazer 

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

meatgazer by Skinwhip March 17, 2005