Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 22, 2010

Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

by Saturnfloats August 20, 2017

Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.

The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec

by Meat grape March 31, 2022