meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

meatgazer

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.

Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!

by Skinwhip March 18, 2005

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 November 11, 2008

Meatgazer

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

by evil moe April 26, 2006