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meatgazer 

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.
What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.
meatgazer by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.
"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."

Meatgrazer 

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.
SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.
Meatgrazer by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Meatgazer 

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.
Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...
Meatgazer by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatglazer 

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
meatglazer by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

meatgazer 

The act of dropping your pants and showing another guy your dong and then calling him a meatgazer if he's a big enough dumbshit to look.
Aaron: We need some rocks
Doc (dropping pants): are these rocks big enough?
(Aaron turns and looks at Doc's cock)
Doc: Ha Ha you MeatGazer!!!
meatgazer by Skinwhip March 17, 2005
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