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meatgrazin 

being at a party or get-together with too many dudes

the act of attending a sausage party
lets get to the fuckin bar, i've had enough meatgrazin for one night
meatgrazin by e1234512345 December 24, 2007
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ukrainian meatgrind 

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.
Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.
"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."
Meatgrinder by mdds1002 January 22, 2014
When two male individuals are grinding with one another face to face, meat on meat, peen on peen.
"Oh damn, check out those two guys doing a hardcore meatgrind!"
Meatgrind by sammy slamma jamma July 30, 2012

Meatgrazer 

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.
SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.
Meatgrazer by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Russian Meatgrinder 

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.
"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"
Russian Meatgrinder by nomnomnom69 January 10, 2009

Meatgrinder

Defines the unfortunate time that a man or a woman receives oral sex from one who possesses braces on their teeth.

From the perspective of one who has never actually received a meatgrinder, it looks quite painful. However some claim that a meatgrinder isn't that bad. In fact some meatgrinder fans claim that 'it's an experience.'
Billy - "Joe, did Trish really give you a blowjob?"
Bob - "With chompers like that, I'd say it was a meatgrinder."
Joe - "It was an experience."
Meatgrinder by Sorido May 14, 2006
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